The Worst Dating Advice on TikTok (w/ Jordan Adika)

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  • @Enderception
    @Enderception 2 года назад +9024

    It's perfectly understandable they didn't realize it was a soft-core porn account because that kiss video was the most sexless thing I've ever seen

    • @mayraz5625
      @mayraz5625 2 года назад +364

      It happened to me too 😭 I’m scared thanks to twitter

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 2 года назад +305

      I don't get nsfw jumpscared anymore because of the internet.
      It has become normal for people to do a totally non sexy thing and then *boom* fish in the mouth.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 2 года назад +34

      ​@Lugoor Star what like a bear? Fish?

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад

      @@leaffinite2001 fish in the mouth is a sex move where you both go outside buck naked and catch salmon with your mouths
      Works best if you bring bears

    • @WretchedRaymond45
      @WretchedRaymond45 Год назад +149

      is, are you.. refrencing goat story? 😭

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 10 месяцев назад +999

    The tonal whiplash from “here’s how to do a (completely sexless inanimate object). It’s a sex move.” to “here’s a step by step guide on how to be an abuser” is fucking insane

  • @249aaa
    @249aaa 2 года назад +5921

    jordan getting exactly 0% of the intro correctly KILLED me LMAO

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 2 года назад +272

      If you’re watching this, you’re GOOOOLD 💀

    • @4kiyotsu.0
      @4kiyotsu.0 2 года назад +334

      @@adrianpink8144 "it's free- y-you're free? i'm free"

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 2 года назад +165

      Free+premium = we're freemium?

    • @abbyj4108
      @abbyj4108 2 года назад +32

      At least he tried

    • @fairy_from_the_hood
      @fairy_from_the_hood 24 дня назад +1

      You're free! xD

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 Год назад +1463

    The phrase "How to steam engine a bitch!" made me laugh so hard I started tearing up.

    • @rushbiskit
      @rushbiskit 9 месяцев назад +55

      that dude is so funny, extremely out of pocket but respectful shock humor

  • @wrenmassey6876
    @wrenmassey6876 Год назад +1959

    My favorite line from this video is definitely "i forgot this is twitter, comedy is legal there" in response to a guy posting a full nude

    • @grave_bane
      @grave_bane 8 месяцев назад +13

      I’m just saying, 9:22

  • @Evalution307
    @Evalution307 2 года назад +4531

    There’s this thing called “respecting your girlfriend and women in general as human people”…. you guessed it that is also a sex move

    • @personmcdudeguy
      @personmcdudeguy 2 года назад +171

      Honestly? It kind of is.

    • @Xionarra
      @Xionarra 2 года назад +7

      Thanks for making my day

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 2 года назад +1

      "how to soulmate a bitch!
      *Weirdly long pause*
      Y'all the soulmate is a sex move-"

    • @ineshomemcardoso
      @ineshomemcardoso Год назад +23

      A fantasy roleplay

    • @Altair-El-Haddad
      @Altair-El-Haddad Год назад

      The latter don't deserve it

  • @hamflavoredlipbalm6077
    @hamflavoredlipbalm6077 2 года назад +2820

    "i went downtown for groceries today"
    " *going downtown for groceries is a sex move* "

  • @yukitty_writes
    @yukitty_writes 2 года назад +18320

    the sheer shock and horror jarvis and jordan had when he did that transition to be naked is pure COMEDY

    • @thatlycantomboy
      @thatlycantomboy 2 года назад +1520

      had me wheezing, Jordan physically running away sent me

    • @m.jadejohnson-williams3315
      @m.jadejohnson-williams3315 2 года назад +612

      i need someone to make a meme or a gif or something.

    • @Moomoo000
      @Moomoo000 2 года назад +395

      I’ve been laughing for a solid 5 minutes because that

    • @Moomoo000
      @Moomoo000 2 года назад +478

      3:14 just putting this here so I can keep laughing at it

    • @m.jadejohnson-williams3315
      @m.jadejohnson-williams3315 2 года назад +353

      @@thatlycantomboy the instant flight response. Like I am danger. lol.

  • @arthurcarnegie9144
    @arthurcarnegie9144 Год назад +1006

    “Comedy’s legal there!” will always get me. The whole reaction ( 3:10 ) cracks me up literally every time.

  • @theTastiestNacho
    @theTastiestNacho 2 года назад +458

    the transition between Jordan crawling on the floor after getting flashed to a rhinoshield ad is magnificent

  • @boneenthusiast2052
    @boneenthusiast2052 2 года назад +18994

    the fact that Jordan had to get OUT of his chair and crawl frantically around on all fours 😭😭

    • @stumbling_
      @stumbling_ 2 года назад +1171

      I read your comment and was like.. “what?” And then it happened and I had the same reaction.

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 2 года назад +147

      I did the same, but for a diff reason 😆😆😅

    • @prairie_court
      @prairie_court 2 года назад +609

      I wanted to react as violently but I have a cat on me and I definitely don't want the consequences of disturbing a comfy cat with claws

    • @meganmoney3479
      @meganmoney3479 2 года назад +31

      I would like this comment but I wanna keep it at 666 likes

    • @lucystoner
      @lucystoner 2 года назад +37

      I too read this comment before it happened... too amazing 👏

  • @lipstickcloud
    @lipstickcloud 2 года назад +3431

    Seeing Jordan so shocked that he fell off the chair and hopped around the room made up for having to listen to : "she can be as dumb as a bag of rocks..."
    You're damn right I can.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +198

      Be the bag of rocks you want to see in the world

    • @JinlongTheGoldenDragon
      @JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад +60

      "Bitch be drawing stick figures all day" As an artist, I sure do

  • @bee-here
    @bee-here 2 года назад +6374

    I like the idea of that guy taking on nature photography as a cheating hobby but realizing a genuine love for it that turns his whole life around.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 2 года назад +624

      Bonus points if his gf is really supportive of the hobby, and the two end up bonding and becoming almost inseperable due to it.

    • @roguishwretches
      @roguishwretches 2 года назад +239

      hear me out: writing/fanfiction plot

    • @chainswordcs
      @chainswordcs 2 года назад +301

      @@SheepUndefined no, they have to both compete in a nature photography contest and become enemies-to-lovers

    • @TM-np5lq
      @TM-np5lq 2 года назад +161

      @@roguishwretches17:47 "hear me out"you say? Ok( imagine me squinting my eyes periodically)"oh, yeah?.. really?...Damn that's interesting...".
      💪🏾👨🏾‍🦱👍🏽

    • @GukoGukokun
      @GukoGukokun 2 года назад +87

      Now you have a mildly interesting "A-hole turned his life for the best" movie script.

  • @DoxicDoad
    @DoxicDoad Год назад +480

    15:41 I'm slightly obsessed with the idea of one of his followers trying this, but he slowly starts caring more and more about the photographs. Like he starts out cheating and ends up as a freelance photographer.

    • @semi_dott
      @semi_dott 24 дня назад +1

      Damn the character development i love it

  • @MissCutechan
    @MissCutechan 2 года назад +1126

    I’m sorry to the sponsor, I couldn’t process a single word of the pitch because I hadn’t recovered from the psychic damage I received immediately prior.

  • @folieablue
    @folieablue 2 года назад +3046

    It's so much worse that he's self aware. 'Here's an extensive guide on how to abuse someone, it's evil and if you do it you're an arsehole. So the steps are-'

    • @kaneeason1741
      @kaneeason1741 Год назад +95

      I think it’s satire

    • @levar6618
      @levar6618 Год назад +87

      @@kaneeason1741 repeat with me: "It is not satire if it is not 100% clear"

    • @ZaWRLD
      @ZaWRLD Год назад +170

      ​@@levar6618that's not how comedy works my friend

    • @ZaWRLD
      @ZaWRLD Год назад +77

      ​@@levar6618sometimes you gotta use that brain of yours

    • @kaneeason1741
      @kaneeason1741 Год назад +55

      @@levar6618 but it is clear. No one is this self aware about their abuse and the sex move stuff is so obviously a joke

  • @the_newt_nest
    @the_newt_nest 2 года назад +7845

    How to get women: treat them respectfully, engage them about their interests, listen to them, but in an asshole way. Then isolate and abuse her.

    • @quinncyisqueer
      @quinncyisqueer 2 года назад +654

      it’s like he was so close yet so far for the wrongest reasons 😢

    • @fergin4979
      @fergin4979 2 года назад +292

      Dammit I always mess up the last part

    • @WaltrPnkmn
      @WaltrPnkmn 2 года назад +3

      My favorite sex move

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 2 года назад +50

      @@quinncyisqueer i'n still hoping it's a satira

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 2 года назад +26

      @EH's Page good, it does feel like a parody podcast - dunno why boys didn't pick up on that

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 2 года назад +1948

    I love that in the nature photography scenario, you partner will just think that you are an embarrassingly bad at your hobby.

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 2 года назад +259

      They'll at least say you're creative, even if the photos are equivalent to drawing stick figures every day.

    • @matiaspereyra9392
      @matiaspereyra9392 2 года назад +197

      she watches a lady on tiktok that's like the woman version of this guy
      "it doesn't matter if your boy be taking shit nature pics, you tell they beautiful, and then you have to cut them off all they support systems, get them out of the city away from family and friends and ..."

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +20

      @@matiaspereyra9392 I think ChadChad just covered those. I had a sinking suspicion they existed too but I never gathered how similar they were until that one video.

    • @matiaspereyra9392
      @matiaspereyra9392 Год назад +9

      @@wildfire9280 yeah when I saw she uploaded that video I thought of my comment

  • @blue-dabad33
    @blue-dabad33 2 года назад +854

    I want to take a moment to appreciate whoever did the captions because
    [Jordan](is dying)
    [Jarvis](shrieks) NO!
    [Jordan](screams)
    made that moment a thousand times more hilarious lmaoooo

  • @cwinchcarwash2629
    @cwinchcarwash2629 Год назад +416

    DUDE THIS WAS ALREADY CRAZY BUT WHEN HE EXPLICITLY SAYS "THE EVIL METHOD: REMOVE HER FROM HER SUPPORT SYSTEM" (loved ones and those who care for and help her) THAT'S INSAAAAANNNEEEE

    • @user-uv7eb1fi4b
      @user-uv7eb1fi4b 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s comedy, it’s funny 😂

    • @ragewireloki6213
      @ragewireloki6213 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@user-uv7eb1fi4bwasn’t the guy arrested on SA charges?

    • @user-uv7eb1fi4b
      @user-uv7eb1fi4b 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ragewireloki6213 So? Doesn’t mean humor stops being funny. I can still enjoy movies like Pulp Fiction or Baby Driver while knowing the people behind them are awful (harvey Weinstein, Kevin spacey, etc)

    • @jstarstudios7110
      @jstarstudios7110 4 месяца назад +8

      @@ragewireloki6213He was WHAT

    • @ragewireloki6213
      @ragewireloki6213 4 месяца назад +7

      @@jstarstudios7110 Yeah. Before that, he was thought dead, until his discord confirmed he was alive, but in prison for s*xual assault.

  • @OkamikoMadeeks
    @OkamikoMadeeks 2 года назад +7427

    Thankfully Jordan was there to teach Jarvis about Pineapples

    • @auntiem0thman
      @auntiem0thman 2 года назад +330

      Though it would have been almost funnier to watch him struggle to figure it out 😆

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 2 года назад +93

      How did he know already know that tho?
      He's over 25!!!

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 2 года назад +35

      I still don't get it, can anybody explain

    • @Lili-tl1ic
      @Lili-tl1ic 2 года назад +39

      I didn't know neither and I was flabbergasted

    • @alexao208
      @alexao208 2 года назад +3

      @@brkh96 eating pineapple makes your semen taste sweeter

  • @1Hawkears1
    @1Hawkears1 2 года назад +1059

    Omfg him talking about how to listen to a woman is the same as going to the bathroom turning on the sink for a few seconds and messing up the hand towel just to make it look like you're washing your hands - you might as well wash your hands lmao

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 2 года назад +111

      I'd go as far as saying it's like washing your hands without the intention of cleaning them

    • @dustiibunnii
      @dustiibunnii 2 года назад +63

      If they washed their hands then they’d be gay, duhhh

    • @quandaredevil
      @quandaredevil 2 года назад +20

      I used to do that gross shit as a kid 😭

    • @RooiRokBokkie
      @RooiRokBokkie 2 года назад +9

      This is the best analogy 👏

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 5 месяцев назад +4

      Late to the party but my daughter will pretend to try to go to the bathroom. Like before we leave to go somewhere or before she goes to bed at night I asked her to try to go potty so she doesn't have any accidents in the car or in her bed. And instead of just trying, which would take far less time, she closes the door, and stays in there for a while and makes sure to make lots of noise and flush the toilet and runs the sink instead of just trying for real 😂

  • @Jojafox
    @Jojafox 2 года назад +4961

    Rule of thumb: If someone can tell you that something is a crime "only in eleven states", well, then they have definitely done that thing.

    • @sasara_simp
      @sasara_simp 2 года назад +236

      they have at the very least researched how to get away with it

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +136

      Yeah like the vast majority of people acknowledge 18 as the age of consent, so no amount of “B-BUT PENNSYLVANIA, WEST VIRGINIA, ETC” will make you any better.

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 Год назад +78

      owning a kangaroo is illegal in only 37 states

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Год назад +54

      @@smoceany9478which ones I want a kangaroo

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 Год назад +52

      @@Flareguy in Illinois, Idaho, Maine, New Jersey, New Mexico, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Washington, West Virginia, and Wisconsin you can have a kangaroo

  • @justme-qd6qb
    @justme-qd6qb 2 года назад +275

    I want to see the story of a dude who took up nature photography as a cheater hobby, but then genuinely became passionate about it and him becoming a better person as he finds a self-worth beyond his relationship status and finds meaning in his life 😌

  • @rahab2850
    @rahab2850 2 года назад +381

    This video is actually a great thing for women to see to know exactly what an abusive relationship looks like.

  • @Hydrangea_Babe
    @Hydrangea_Babe 2 года назад +13462

    Hearing someone explain in such a normalised way, how to emotionally abuse someone is so gross. wow.

    • @Dr.BDover
      @Dr.BDover 2 года назад +712

      @@lucamagnani5243 yo????? kkk member?

    • @B0OBIES
      @B0OBIES 2 года назад +791

      I was thinking the same thing. That's not dating advice, that's just straight up abuse.

    • @cgaarden491
      @cgaarden491 2 года назад +673

      I’ve seen a video about a domestic abuse victim talking about all the steps and warning signs of abuse and he was on track to hit all of tbem

    • @Hydrangea_Babe
      @Hydrangea_Babe 2 года назад +10

      @@cgaarden491 oh 100% I listen to psychologists talk about narc abuse and he's straight up made narc abuse for dummies.. LIKE WHAT? YOU'RE ADVOCATING DV??

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 2 года назад +380

      I thought the dude was funny & as Jarvis said "salvageable", until it got to that part. ☹️ I was in an abusive relationship(emotional & physical) for an entire decade. That shyt almost ruined me. Still have zero friends even though it's been about 10 years since I got out of it. Bc he cut me off from all my friends, exactly like dude is saying 😭 I just can't seem to maintain friendships. I do have one that I'm _trying_ to build rn tho. 🤞
      I'm guessing dude is just throwing his morality out the window to get tiktok clicks. He has a good personality tho, so he's capable of doing it without the cheapness & evil shyt like this, the clicks just may come a bit slower. I hope he sees this vid & reads our comments & has enough heart to self reflect. 🥺😔

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 2 года назад +1997

    I cant believe that guy was super misogynist but also giving tips that would work 1000% better than standard pickup artist fare. Like yeah, a good compliment (on something other than a superficial physical trait) is gonna make most girls warm up to you. Though if you are being completely insincere about it a lot of girls prolly will pick up that you are full of it and just trying to flatter her.

    • @sunnygames632
      @sunnygames632 2 года назад +29

      Bros a whole comedian fam🤣

    • @Mars-dw2zc
      @Mars-dw2zc 2 года назад +55

      @@sunnygames632 explain the punchline

    • @sunnygames632
      @sunnygames632 2 года назад +17

      @@Mars-dw2zc what punchline? Im trynna say that Life an Scars is a comedian and its funny that people think he being serious

    • @okayno4045
      @okayno4045 2 года назад +191

      @@sunnygames632 everyone always says they're just joking and people don't get it, and then when all the stories come out of people following their advice, they double down. It would be funny if he purposefully gave bad/weird advice that isn't actually dangerous and couldn't possibly be taken seriously. But loads of men do take this shit to heart. But I know you don't care, it's just fun for you. Yay, so funny!

    • @sunnygames632
      @sunnygames632 2 года назад +1

      @@okayno4045 bro it literally says on his insta page for entertainment purposes only. And you cant control people some people dont realize that he is joking im just trying to point out that he doesnt mean what he says. Niggas cant make jokes nowadays cmon now.

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 2 года назад +2005

    the way that this went from shitty tactics, to sex moves, to FULL ON extreme ABUSE???? what even is this man

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 2 года назад +67

      A demon

    • @GDL364
      @GDL364 2 года назад +1

      Typical

    • @isaiahchannell7492
      @isaiahchannell7492 2 года назад +24

      Comedian it says entertainment purposes only in his bio

    • @Soleihere
      @Soleihere 2 года назад +114

      @@isaiahchannell7492 I guess his form of comedy is public humiliation, specifically humiliating himself

    • @isaiahchannell7492
      @isaiahchannell7492 2 года назад +12

      @@Soleihere not if he has 400k followers and the only negative thing to come out of it is this video

  • @sulaf604
    @sulaf604 2 года назад +177

    The moment at 10:24 where Jarvis catches a glimpse of his hair and then immediately restyles it is adorable

  • @WinnieBlaster
    @WinnieBlaster 2 года назад +244

    I was so shocked when the dude went "they wanna feel they have other qualities to fall back on, even though they probably don't" I actually haven't been this shocked in a really long time

    • @Altair-El-Haddad
      @Altair-El-Haddad Год назад +3

      Because it gave you a reality check.

    • @WinnieBlaster
      @WinnieBlaster Год назад +89

      @@Altair-El-Haddad yes, it brought me back to the reality where often there are men who feel the need to bring down women at all costs even though they know nothing about us

    • @Altair-El-Haddad
      @Altair-El-Haddad Год назад +1

      @@WinnieBlaster cry me a nile

    • @WinnieBlaster
      @WinnieBlaster Год назад

      @@Altair-El-Haddad you really came to a nine month old comment to bother an internet girl in a video with people you don't agree with congrats having the worst life

    • @Calistoganights
      @Calistoganights Год назад

      @@Altair-El-Haddadwhy are you underneath every comment trolling people with your ignorance? Why are you even on this channel? Do you get enough love at home?

  • @proudmenacetosociety
    @proudmenacetosociety 2 года назад +5452

    love being premium and then watching a cool duo destroy misogynistic people
    edit: i made this like a year ago and ive forgotten what the hell this video is about so these replies are confusing 😭

    • @onedova2298
      @onedova2298 2 года назад +72

      The first guy wasn't so bad... Just... Likes pineapples

    • @gustavocraque10
      @gustavocraque10 2 года назад

      The Last guy would be happy to be called misogynistic, he's straight up a abuser

    • @axxwqw3117
      @axxwqw3117 2 года назад +11

      they destroyed him?

    • @boxcarsleg6006
      @boxcarsleg6006 2 года назад +37

      @@axxwqw3117 icl i usually like jarvis but this kind of gave me a bad vibe like.. they didn't make a decent teardown of his points moreso did they give the guy free publicity and make content and joke about things the women are on the other side of this behaviour would be deeply affected by.

    • @boxcarsleg6006
      @boxcarsleg6006 2 года назад +65

      @@jordanluke73 i feel like.. i'm allowed to criticise the way they handled it? honestly don't think i was particularly cruel or skewed in my view and i'm not saying they're bad people OR how they should've done it differently. i'm just of the opinion that it's really easy for men to make content like this and make money off it whilst getting praised? idk i'm just one person lol i also didn't say "don't enjoy the video" to other people ^_^

  • @Vetharien
    @Vetharien 2 года назад +556

    The reaction to the naked jumpscare was truly 10/10

  • @lexnoens9728
    @lexnoens9728 2 года назад +2030

    jarvis, PLEASE don't stop the video series you're making on Jordan behind his back. they are by far your funniest, most scathing videos to date. I don't think he'll find them, either

  • @fissionabledolphin
    @fissionabledolphin 2 года назад +255

    That last tiktok with the ‘emotional tear down’ is one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I have ever seen. Something about the combined factors of his nonchalant delivery and tone while describing some borderline supervillain tactics, the sheer wildness of the phrase ‘Emotional Teardown’, the way he just stares into the camera, his accent, and Jarvis and Jordan’s horrified expressions are just comedic gold

    • @onouphrios
      @onouphrios Год назад +12

      it's very intentional dude

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Год назад +10

      @@onouphrioswhat does this change to the original opinion tho? yea he's intentionally saying wild and disturbing shit. so? the funny part is normal ppl reacting and being disgusted. not him

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 Год назад +4

      ⁠@@ggundercover3681they said it was unintentionally funny. It was literally intentional. Maybe you didn’t like it but that doesn’t make it not a clear intentional comedy video.

  • @bananaboatcharlie
    @bananaboatcharlie Год назад +70

    Underrated moment at 9:23 when Jarvis starts to laugh and Jordan goes in for the kill

  • @mariamamahdi7556
    @mariamamahdi7556 2 года назад +606

    the naked jumpscare took me out 💀💀💀

  • @tombuck
    @tombuck 2 года назад +2987

    Terrifying world views aside, the advice guy is one of the most unintentionally hilarious people On earth.

    • @xXBIGSlilXx
      @xXBIGSlilXx 2 года назад +203

      I'm convinced that this is 100% satire. At least I really hope it is...

    • @nermdee4144
      @nermdee4144 2 года назад +116

      @@xXBIGSlilXx it is lol. i dont know if they realize that or not

    • @remysebald8893
      @remysebald8893 2 года назад +160

      @@nermdee4144 does it matter if it's satire tho if ppl are agreeing with it and putting it into practice? i doubt everyone supporting them in comments section are also playing along

    • @infraredtalks
      @infraredtalks 2 года назад +37

      @@remysebald8893 the chances of people taking this advice from a small tiktok satire account is basically 0 its a non issue just enjoy the funny account

    • @sammykenny
      @sammykenny 2 года назад +161

      @@nermdee4144 If it’s not unmistakably satire without room for doubt to a reasonable person it’s not good satire. Shitty satire does more harm than it’s worth

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 2 года назад +1430

    Yeah all those bad bitches sitting around drawing stick figures 💯

    • @Lichen8404
      @Lichen8404 2 года назад +230

      Cheers to all the bad bitches out here drawin stick figures

    • @golfwang8084
      @golfwang8084 2 года назад +137

      I’m that bad bitch ‼️‼️

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 года назад +123

      me and the girls going out n drawing stick figures

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 2 года назад +93

      God the women you put on this earth to be bad bitches are drawing stick figures

    • @AnyaEnthusiast
      @AnyaEnthusiast 2 года назад +44

      im one of those bad bitches 😈😈

  • @zaaknicolas7638
    @zaaknicolas7638 2 месяца назад +8

    18:38 i love that jordan here looks like a freeze frame

  • @kaelowrey6841
    @kaelowrey6841 2 года назад +77

    I wish I had a friend like Jarvis has Jordan. I’m really struggling with isolation right now. It’s hard to find healthy people who respect my boundaries. I really appreciate the community here :)

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Год назад +19

      I understand the struggle! I hope you’ve found some ppl (or even a person, one person can make all the difference) since you made this comment ❤❤❤❤

    • @jstarstudios7110
      @jstarstudios7110 4 месяца назад

      Damn, maybe we need a Discord server. I won't join it, because I don't do well in the social structure of a Discord server, but it could be a really good way to connect with like-minded peers

  • @zoroark567
    @zoroark567 2 года назад +1626

    It’s funny to me that they think “respecting privacy” in a relationship has to mean not having the ability TO violate each others privacy. The reason I don’t go through my partners shit behind their back is because I trust and respect them, not that I want to but can’t.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 года назад +97

      Yeah I think having to keep your shit locked up like you’re living with a criminal is a sign that person doesn’t respect your boundaries. You should be able to know each others phone codes and still respect their privacy, despite having access.

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 2 года назад +1

      I mean it depends on how far into a relationship you are

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +62

      @@leaffinite2001 it... it doesn’t.
      I’m not going through a person’s phone on date 5 or date 306 or anniversary 10

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 2 года назад +24

      @Punky Jewster i was responding to the comment above mine, specifically the part saying you should be able to have each hers ohone passwords while respecting each others privacy. Imo that depends on how far into things you are

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +2

      @@JasminMiettunen that feels like supermarkets locking up the black cosmetics aisles

  • @cluelesscay
    @cluelesscay 2 года назад +1187

    20:08 the scary thing is the part about "oh take her away from her support system" actually happened to my aunt. she used to live with my extended family in California and he got her to move off to hawaii. she also believes that our family did nothing to like help her raise her kid even though that's all they ever did, so she kinda disconnected herself from the rest of us except the guy shes dating. scary shit man

    • @lucystoner
      @lucystoner 2 года назад +153

      Yeah it's sad because it works. And the people it happens to don't realize it because it's like the frog in boiling water. It's sad.

    • @Psera
      @Psera 2 года назад +42

      Yeah, this advice is based on how people with narcissist traits actually behave.

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 2 года назад +97

      very very common with abusive relationships. a huge red flag

    • @nash9637
      @nash9637 2 года назад +75

      FR, it's a real abuse tactic that is so common. I was actually shocked when he mentioned it. I know so many people that went through that. It's horrible.

    • @egg4666
      @egg4666 2 года назад +34

      Yeah as much as i try to handle it as "Oh this guy saying this is just a silly dumbass" and trying to lighten up, the fact there's dudes saying all this shit like its casual advice is,,, unnerving to say the least

  • @yencoincat
    @yencoincat 2 года назад +1408

    Did not expect to go from sex positions to straight up emotional abuse but here we are

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin Год назад +18

      Its almost like hes making fun of something... In an entertaining way..

    • @yoobzie
      @yoobzie 11 месяцев назад

      IZUTSUMI

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx 2 года назад +60

    I can see the wheels turning in Jordan's head as he considers whether or not he should tell Jarvis what the pineapple means
    And then all hell breaks loose and he crawls on all fours after receiving 40 psychic damage

  • @goodandgolden1262
    @goodandgolden1262 Год назад +15

    3:18 their reactions live rent free in my head - any time i see anything unexpected on the internet my brain instantly comes back to this

  • @ohaiClemmy
    @ohaiClemmy 2 года назад +278

    I was literally screaming "THE ANGRY DRAGON IS A SEX MOVE" that dude is outta control

  • @my-V-
    @my-V- 2 года назад +2194

    this guy is just teaching people how to be an abusive boyfriend

    • @LightPink
      @LightPink 2 года назад +165

      And teaching women how to spot abusive behavior

    • @yungdracula1068
      @yungdracula1068 2 года назад +122

      He's like comically misogynistic

    • @mikewood8077
      @mikewood8077 2 года назад +30

      @@yungdracula1068 because it’s satire

    • @cxrindgo
      @cxrindgo 2 года назад +124

      @@mikewood8077 if something satire is indistinguishable from genuine harm, it is harmful. for people who don’t “recognize” it as satire, and that’s what they get out of it-how to be abusive. assuming it’s satire when it’s not stated anywhere is just giving him some kind of plausible deniability that doesn’t even exist, because nowhere does it clearly say that.
      frankly, it doesn’t matter to me if it’s /meant/ to be satire or not-for the vast amount of people watching it, they will take it seriously (because people really do think that way) as either something to be horrified by or something to follow, whichever their mentality.

    • @mikewood8077
      @mikewood8077 2 года назад +20

      @@cxrindgo not they won’t if they did 2 seconds of research 😭 y’all slow asl it’s not Jarvis fault but damn he literally makes videos on how to do the ancient dragon as a sex move

  • @Luis-Sosa
    @Luis-Sosa 2 года назад +636

    I love the dynamic between these two

    • @lowtech42
      @lowtech42 2 года назад +8

      They're so good together! These boyz should consider doing a podcast 🤣

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 9 месяцев назад +15

    9:25
    I keep rewinding that to see Jordan struggling to comprehend the chaos given him 😂

  • @sweetest-of-memes
    @sweetest-of-memes Год назад +27

    I know this video is old but I’ve been binging Jarvis and Jordan content and I haven’t scream laughed at a video like this in so long 😭😭 I’ve replayed their genuine panic at 3:09 over and over again and I’m in TEARS

  • @cannibalisticbiscuit9722
    @cannibalisticbiscuit9722 2 года назад +3179

    Jarvis AND Jordan? This is the only Black Friday BOGO I need

    • @macc9013
      @macc9013 2 года назад +188

      And on the premium channel.... that is free best deal around

    • @jobledford1928
      @jobledford1928 2 года назад +148

      Wym by that

    • @corrugatedmetal6598
      @corrugatedmetal6598 2 года назад +35

      omg this is TOO MUCH

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 2 года назад +97

      What kind of Friday?

    • @B0OBIES
      @B0OBIES 2 года назад +52

      @@jacksonlarson6099 the one after Thanksgiving

  • @jessicablack1104
    @jessicablack1104 2 года назад +464

    3:11 don't mind me, just bookmarking this for myself to rewatch a million times. Jordan peaking the mic is EVERYthing 💀💀💀

  • @Somebodyelse141
    @Somebodyelse141 2 года назад +608

    I hope Jarvis' beanie is silk lined to protect that gorgeous hair

    • @sulaf604
      @sulaf604 2 года назад +1

      Yes!! NO COTTON WILL TOUCH THAT STUNNING FRO

  • @amywilliams4265
    @amywilliams4265 2 года назад +28

    0:27 i like to imagine that someone answered “really good actually”, and Jordan’s just like “oh, i’m sorry to hear that man”💀

  • @GreiH
    @GreiH 2 года назад +36

    Ngl, the "best hobby to have as a cheater" video could also apply to serial killers...

  • @star0nyx
    @star0nyx 2 года назад +1831

    He describes emotional abuse like it is nothing.

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 2 года назад +65

      Because it is nothing to him

    • @louiscorona8465
      @louiscorona8465 2 года назад +190

      Emotional abuse is a sex move

    • @star0nyx
      @star0nyx 2 года назад +2

      @@nataliee5236 ya

    • @Athena_36
      @Athena_36 2 года назад +31

      he’s trolling😭

    • @auntmaysbajanpeppersauce359
      @auntmaysbajanpeppersauce359 Год назад +35

      @@Athena_36right? this whole video i was questioning whether they both knew that it was satire. its so clearly a troll lmao 😭😭

  • @noellestradamus
    @noellestradamus 2 года назад +950

    Abuse. What that man's describing isn't describing a toxic relationship its outlining behaviour of escalating absue.

    • @Chex_Mex
      @Chex_Mex 2 года назад +67

      yeah it was fucking wild watching this video and seeing the videos escalate into straight up sexual assault. wild that the guy was so damn self-aware and yet still didn't care.

    • @Athena_36
      @Athena_36 2 года назад +32

      he’s trolling, he doesn’t actually think this way

    • @XXXXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZ
      @XXXXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZ 2 года назад +1

      Based.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад

      @@XXXXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZ we get it, you own 4 knives each made of 400 knifes that all kill babies

    • @Fritz9672
      @Fritz9672 Год назад +18

      Jesus christ, no one can take jokes these days

  • @Marmar-1212
    @Marmar-1212 2 года назад +568

    So now he’s teaching men how to get away with cheating..by taking pictures of mud?

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 2 года назад +37

      It's just deep, ya know😔
      The mud, I mean. The whole endgame is that the creeper Artax's himself.

    • @porterstout1851
      @porterstout1851 2 года назад +6

      Don’t knock it till you try it

    • @yoodlepoodle69
      @yoodlepoodle69 9 месяцев назад +1

      it’s actually a sex move!

  • @marisolramos4150
    @marisolramos4150 2 года назад +35

    "Yeah it's twitter we should've- " "Comedy is legal there!" = best sentences

  • @CheshieD
    @CheshieD 2 года назад +21

    The way I went from rollin around laughing to just being stun locked at what was being said

  • @righthere492
    @righthere492 2 года назад +445

    if you're already getting uncomfortable from the first clip , you know its gonna be bad

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 2 года назад +41

      And it was

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 2 года назад +24

      I never thought I’d say this but can we please go back to twitter kissing pov

  • @lidia5094
    @lidia5094 2 года назад +427

    How to give your b1tch a sign of respect
    So, “sign of respect” is a sex move

    • @RooiRokBokkie
      @RooiRokBokkie 2 года назад +5

      I think I'd die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @julienicol9202
    @julienicol9202 2 года назад +621

    This man sounds like a character from a comedy movie in 2009. He sounds so much like a parody, everything that comes out of his mouth sounds like a Saturday Night Live sketch! It’s not good advice at all but it’s hilarious as hell!!!!!! I laughed out loud about like 10+ times!!!

    • @sunnygames632
      @sunnygames632 2 года назад +23

      He literally is a comedian

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 года назад +69

      I'm not saying you're lying, 'cause I don't know anything about the guy, but if it's satire, his videos are WAY too similar to real misogynistic advice videos to be genuinely funny. Like, just explaining abuse isn't funny. You need to be more outrageous or play up a character, not just be an entirely convincing version of a shitty pick-up artist.
      Maybe the sex move videos are more obviously ridiculous, but the other stuff we saw clips of weren't.

    • @sunnygames632
      @sunnygames632 2 года назад +14

      @@mastermarkus5307 its a type of humor where u act like u mean what u say to throw people off. If u get it u get it but if u dont u dont

    • @julienicol9202
      @julienicol9202 2 года назад +50

      @@mastermarkus5307 yeah, like if he or some character like him were in a movie or on a tv show it would be obvious that it was a parody, but the fact that it’s a whole tik tok profile and the way and nature of some of things he’s saying, it’s hard to see if he’s just playing a character or if he actually has a big personality like in his videos.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 2 года назад +23

      @@sunnygames632
      That sounds like the laziest form of comedy.

  • @spencereli
    @spencereli 2 года назад +17

    Thank you so much to whoever captioned this video. The intro was so chaotic yet I was still able to comprehend it, and they didn’t cut out any parts! A lot of shows and stuff will just remove lines if there’s too many things being said too quickly which takes away context but whoever captioned this video did an amazing job with the intro!!!

  • @JayWalkerOnline
    @JayWalkerOnline 2 года назад +29

    "Comedy is legal there" gets me every fucking time. Jordan's laugh is infectious

  • @mert828
    @mert828 2 года назад +926

    I always wondered how all these manipulative abusive people knew exactly how to manipulate their partners and keep them in an abusive relationships. Like, is there a class on this? Apparently there is.

  • @polk-e-dot8177
    @polk-e-dot8177 2 года назад +79

    11:45 "nah babygirl im not manipulating you, I'm manipulating my audience."

  • @SpookyJem
    @SpookyJem 2 года назад +40

    That man really said “let me give you a step by step on how to abuse your partner”

  • @qaasimabdullah5598
    @qaasimabdullah5598 2 года назад +23

    7:45 sounds like John mulaney's impression of Ice-T lol

  • @Somebodyelse141
    @Somebodyelse141 2 года назад +191

    My husband and I have each other's passcodes, and we generally don't mind the other going through our phones. The only exception being going through private conversations and him going through certain albums in my gallery because I have photos of friends who wear the niqab like me

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 2 года назад +3

      Perfect place to hide if you ever did anything bad cause you could still get mad at him for looking at your friends

    • @fluffs_arts
      @fluffs_arts 2 года назад +92

      @@ambersmith2612 why are you supporting that? Like tf?

    • @lucystoner
      @lucystoner 2 года назад +1

      @@ambersmith2612 big brain

    • @rayraymind
      @rayraymind 2 года назад +37

      hell yeah!!! communication and trust is so important. good on yall :)

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 2 года назад

      @@ambersmith2612 great example at how shitty guys like this think

  • @SA00Toad
    @SA00Toad 2 года назад +704

    Saying "things we don't care about like being funny or intelligent" was suuuch a beautiful self report
    Some dudes in their 30s really do think it's an own to admit their brain is still that of an immature teenager lmfao

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +8

      @antiheroine3611it depends on the guy. our brains aren't actually finished developing until your mid twenties. and as time goes on, you gain wisdom by living new experiences and learning new things. that's why people sometimes talk about 30-year-olds like they're better, because they're just objectively more mature on average. (they're also getting to be too tired to fuck around the way 20-somethings do.)
      so when you get a guy like this, who is clearly aware of how to be in a relationship, but is too detached emotionally to actually _connect_ with her, it's a huge disappointment.
      given his understanding of relationships, but his bitter attitude towards the values of women, i would wager he's coming from a place of anger. like, i'm getting solid "got cheated on by a longtime partner last year and doesn't realize he hasn't gotten over it yet" vibes. he sees his relationship with this person as being predicated on a lie from the jump, because it's easier to understand "she tricked me because love is a lie" than the idea that the love was real, and she simply betrayed him. that a relationship changes over time. it's more complex.
      some men will seriously post mean dating advice on tiktok and like, google the signs of emotional abuse rather than get therapy lmao

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch Год назад

      So just because there differnt than yours, its immature teenager. That shows your mindset more than theirs.

    • @eliassu7790
      @eliassu7790 Год назад

      How the hell can you not realize that this is all jokes?

    • @idkhowbutimgay
      @idkhowbutimgay Год назад

      @@DominantBtch And here you are, self reporting.

    • @buglover122
      @buglover122 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@eliassu7790cuz hes framing it as actual advice
      disclaimers or not, even if hes a comedian, theres a lot of people in the comment section that believe hes being real. if it is satire he just sucks at it

  • @thisissophiaisabelle
    @thisissophiaisabelle 2 года назад +590

    Seems like both of them have great insights to share. The dynamic between them is palpable.

  • @anothergeekychannel8384
    @anothergeekychannel8384 10 месяцев назад +8

    6:53 He's like that one masterchef skit where the guy can't tell if gordon ramsey is complimenting him or insulting him

  • @dezzbarreto2271
    @dezzbarreto2271 11 месяцев назад +5

    til this day, jarvis and jordan screaming in horror at this man’s junk is one of the funniest things in this site to me.

  • @Ven_de_Thiel
    @Ven_de_Thiel 2 года назад +526

    I’m gold. You’re gold. We’re all gold on this blessed channel.

    • @vi_isc00l19
      @vi_isc00l19 2 года назад +15

      *Literally everyone and everything is gold about this channel.*

    • @adrianfromwork
      @adrianfromwork 2 года назад +7

      gold for life 👑

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 2 года назад +6

      @plushypony stay golden, plushypony.

    • @brodietabernacki2026
      @brodietabernacki2026 2 года назад +5

      Are there any other golds I should know about?!

    • @leave669
      @leave669 2 года назад +1

      I was unfortunately, not gold, and was unable to watch the video.

  • @grantcrawford3170
    @grantcrawford3170 2 года назад +275

    Honestly turning your whole body to listen to someone is good advice! It's nice body language to show you're being attentive and can make a difference, not sure why this guy needed to make it all fake and abusive lmao

    • @yvyeeg6254
      @yvyeeg6254 2 года назад

      you need this if you really don't like the personality of a woman

    • @Ihatescales.mp4
      @Ihatescales.mp4 Год назад +2

      it can be used for both

    • @Calistoganights
      @Calistoganights Год назад +1

      @@Ihatescales.mp4that wasn’t their point

    • @Ihatescales.mp4
      @Ihatescales.mp4 Год назад +10

      @@Calistoganights idk i was high

  • @mysteriam9679
    @mysteriam9679 2 года назад +188

    I feel premium whenever we get a collab with you and Jordan, your chemistry makes it so entertaining

  • @champiggyfrm_pig5271
    @champiggyfrm_pig5271 7 месяцев назад +6

    7:23 usually I'd say these men have never talked to a woman but his examples are way too specific for that to be the case

  • @NessaNaps
    @NessaNaps Год назад +18

    It’s so funny to me to see Jarvis behind the phone cases focusing so intently on hiding but trying to see if he got the shot at the same time😂😂😂😂 4:10

  • @thebean1915
    @thebean1915 2 года назад +169

    i know this guy was already talking about cheating and going through phones but the moment he said “females” i released a sound that sounded like a balloon deflating

  • @_uhhsarah
    @_uhhsarah 2 года назад +195

    this video is hysterical it has cured my fever and raised my grades

  • @mostlyghostly5148
    @mostlyghostly5148 2 года назад +266

    jarvis' hair and jewelry have been looking great lately

  • @milodavis1
    @milodavis1 11 месяцев назад +3

    I’m coming back to this video a year later just to find the part where Jordan literally jumps out his skin 😂

  • @alexandriahall2843
    @alexandriahall2843 2 года назад +8

    2:30 jordan knowing was so cute just watching jarvis omfg

  • @rottingstarz
    @rottingstarz 2 года назад +212

    missed jarvis and jordan videos. glad they're back :)

    • @pageisstoned
      @pageisstoned 2 года назад +9

      if you wanna see more, theres always sadboyz if you havent watched it, its really good :)

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 года назад +3

      @@pageisstoned they also recently collabed on jarvis johnson live!! =3

  • @MidgeArts
    @MidgeArts 2 года назад +76

    Watching them freak out when the nakey edit came on was the hardest I've laughed in a while LMAOO

  • @KristylikeKrisT
    @KristylikeKrisT 2 года назад +29

    @21:00 is just an abuse tutorial. Isolating the victim from friends and family, tearing apart self esteem, making a person feel like there’s no way out? That’s abuse.

  • @randomtangle4629
    @randomtangle4629 Год назад +18

    10:52I appreciate how up front he is, lol.

  • @allergies9099
    @allergies9099 Год назад +18

    jarvis and jordan peaking the mics everytime they laugh is amazing 😭😭

  • @thatcactusboi
    @thatcactusboi 2 года назад +149

    Jarvis and Jordan are the best combination of awesome humans and safe space. You will laugh your ass off, enjoy the opinions, and still leave feeling better than when you came, regardless of what the subject is

  • @vi_isc00l19
    @vi_isc00l19 2 года назад +396

    This is the most premium RUclips channel out there. Round of applause for Jarvis. 👏👏👏

  • @spilledink849
    @spilledink849 2 года назад +88

    You know it's a good video when half the audio is peaked from laughter

  • @maylen9299
    @maylen9299 2 года назад +24

    14:35 I am so confused, how do you turn someone into a sex move ?

  • @didgeridooo
    @didgeridooo 8 месяцев назад +3

    15:24 HAD ME CRYING ACTUALLY

  • @AlexLopez0506
    @AlexLopez0506 2 года назад +143

    I know this is horrible and I would easily ghost anyone who treated me or anyone I knew like that, but MY GOD just the execution of these tiktoks are hilarious I can't quit laughing.

  • @hydrabuster
    @hydrabuster 2 года назад +65

    The second to last one was so creepy because he just explained actual emotion abuse, admitted it was evil, and acted so causal

  • @herrscherofrayman
    @herrscherofrayman 2 года назад +117

    Why is every dating a girl advice always have to be like “go thru her phone”

    • @moviestargf
      @moviestargf 2 года назад +68

      because they always got shit on their phones so they expect women to as well

    • @angelllkubz5179
      @angelllkubz5179 2 года назад +41

      @@moviestargf read this as because they always shit on their phones 😭😭😭

    • @adropintheocean6282
      @adropintheocean6282 2 года назад +18

      @@angelllkubz5179 easiest way to get a DNA sample

  • @goldenwolfae
    @goldenwolfae 25 дней назад +3

    17:50 the thing is in this video he could actually be tricking toxic men to be god listeners by using their misogynistic language, but i know he’s not doing that and it makes me sad

  • @kitthew
    @kitthew 2 года назад +11

    jarvis pls make a billion videos w jordan u guys are so fun to watch together it makes me feel like im just hanging out with my pals

  • @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm
    @Yourdailydoseofsarcasm 2 года назад +42

    " Yeah it is twittter"
    " comedy is legal there"
    LMFAOOO