Is a hedgehog as good as a fart?
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I soaked cubes of head cheese in jalapeño vinegar to snack on before Christmas dinner. I snacked on it the whole time I was cooking dinner. Fast forward to after dinner, when the head cheese made me bolt for the nearest bathroom, I could've sworn I was birthing angry hedgehogs. After 2 hours in labor, I would've much rather taken a fart.
A fart
LOLZ!!! You didn't happen to leave a green cloud in your wake did you? :explosion:
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Oh, sure, blame it on the dog, why don'tcha?
bobjustbob
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Clearly the hedgehog. That scraping action when I eat lots of corn leaves me with such a clean colon.
Going in, or coming out? If we're going to discuss weighty, scientific topics of this sort, you need to be more precise with your question, man!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Ladies, I Got Seventeen Dollars
Letting loose of a wet dairy and egg flutter fart when sharing a shower with a lady is always fun. Nothing says romance like the steam turning beige.
I don't know. But I think we can all agree that Chris Cornell is the man.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Is Sir_Fartsalot as good as a hedgehog fart?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
that's what i thought too. but there was a clear difference between dog fart and people fart. yuck!
True story: When I was a teenager, my dog would always sit under the desk when I did my homework. At times, she would suddenly just bolt out and run away. Just as I would start to wonder why she had run away, the smell of buttered popcorn would hit me. To this day, I still hate popcorn.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
i had a really really bad flu when i was a wee sprout. my mom decided to cook up some of this horried new orville redenbacher flavoured popcorn shit. i was in bed dying and the whole house stunk of garlicy buttered herb popcorn shit.
im pretty sure i puked just from the smell.
to this day, i hate popcorn.
i have an even worse one about... *vomit* .... tacquitos..
not fucking joking, i feel like puking as i type this..
Sir_Fartsalot
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Not a very constructive thread
